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Sideband #31: Morning Person

It’s Moanday, and there wasn’t enough sleep time during the weekend, so this is a good time for a little poem I picked up along the way. It sums up my feelings on the matter of morning quite precisely....

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Blog Post

Bloggin’ Bog… Bloggin’ Blah? Bloggin’ Bah! Goin’ Fishin’… Havin’ Fun? Likin’ This! Comin’ Home… Feelin’ Good? Nice’n Calm! Writt’n Down… Click’n Post, Now’m Done! (Not feelin’ like writt’n today....

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Computer Haiku

It’s shaping up to be a killer week. I thought my first task in the new job would involve designing a system, but it turns out much of the business process analysis hasn’t been done yet. Given that...

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Christmas Afterthoughts

The cow just jumped over the moon, I saw it! Of course, by ‘cow’ I mean International Space Station (ISS), and by ‘jumped’ I mean swung smoothly over a period of several seconds (ssoposs). And by...

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“To His Coy Mistress”

It’s poetry week here at con carne! To balance out the seriousness of Henley’s Invictus last time, here’s something a bit more whimsical. And much older; Andrew Marvell ‘s To His Coy Mistress pre-dates...

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Christmas Countdown: 2

The Countdown continues; Christmas is getting closer!  Today I have, not one, but two poems — both “politically correct” parodies of familiar seasonal icons. The first Way-Back link is a new look at...

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